That's it! I can't take this anymore. I can't! I give up! I am sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid tree!!
Alvin Seville
We've hit the mother load!
Simon Seville
Keys, bag... pants! I need pants. Pants are essential.
David "Dave" Seville
Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. Out on the street! Capisce?!
David "Dave" Seville
If you love Uncle Ian so much and you don't think I'm watching out for you, why don't you go live with Uncle Ian?!
David "Dave" Seville
And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid TREE!!
Alvin
Your song? It's awful. I hate it. Yeah, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin? Fergie? Not a chance. I need something new, I need something fresh.
Ian
Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional--
Alvin
We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello. I'm Simon. The smart one. He's Alvin.
Simon
Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.
Dave
When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week, then they take off.
Simon
Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune.
Alvin
We're not performing monkeys, Dave! Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?
Alvin
Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so you owe me.
Dave
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...
Alvin